I met this woman on face-pic and we exchanged emails. What follows is a transcript of our 2nd conversation (our first being a casual, 'hi how are you doing?' kinda vibe). I took the slight mickey out of her because of her fastness (and because I am wicked and bad, and idle and will one day go to hell - lol). Enjoy!!
emelia_addae2000@yahoo.com just sent you a nudge.
emelia_addae2000@yahoo.com says:
hello
s****and_y*****@hotmail.co.uk says:
hello u.
emelia_addae2000@yahoo.com says:
how are u doing today
s****and_y*****@hotmail.co.uk says:
am ok!!
emelia_addae2000@yahoo.com says:
can we talk now?
s****and_y*****@hotmail.co.uk says:
go for it!
emelia_addae2000@yahoo.com says:
i have really miss u
s****and_y*****@hotmail.co.uk says:
have ya. that's nice.
emelia_addae2000@yahoo.com says:
ok
emelia_addae2000@yahoo.com says:
and how is work doing
s****and_y*****@hotmail.co.uk says:
work is doing fine. how are you?
emelia_addae2000@yahoo.com says:
and your lifl there
emelia_addae2000@yahoo.com says:
cool
s****and_y*****@hotmail.co.uk says:
great. fandabbydoozie!
emelia_addae2000@yahoo.com says:
is jes i have a lit promble
s****and_y*****@hotmail.co.uk says:
Oh no!!! WHAT???
emelia_addae2000@yahoo.com says:
but i feel sham to tall u my love
s****and_y*****@hotmail.co.uk says:
Pray tell.
emelia_addae2000@yahoo.com says:
can u promiss that u will help me whan i tall u?
s****and_y*****@hotmail.co.uk says:
I dunno. am a wonderful man. i help everyone!
emelia_addae2000@yahoo.com says:
ok
emelia_addae2000@yahoo.com says:
is that me internet lines has discanated
emelia_addae2000@yahoo.com says:
and need to pay befor they can raconated it for me
emelia_addae2000@yahoo.com just sent you a nudge.
emelia_addae2000@yahoo.com says:
are u there
s****and_y*****@hotmail.co.uk says:
OH NO!!! That's horrible.
emelia_addae2000@yahoo.com says:
so i need some money for that
emelia_addae2000@yahoo.com says:
and u are the onle one i have now
emelia_addae2000@yahoo.com says:
pls help me
emelia_addae2000@yahoo.com just sent you a nudge.
s****and_y*****@hotmail.co.uk says::
let me get this straight... U can't poo?
emelia_addae2000@yahoo.com says:
oh why ?
s****and_y*****@hotmail.co.uk says:
Pooo u can't poo poo?
s****and_y*****@hotmail.co.uk says:
u r asking me to help you poo?????
emelia_addae2000@yahoo.com says:
yes my love
s****and_y*****@hotmail.co.uk says:
Is it a big poo??? or a little poo?
emelia_addae2000@yahoo.com says:
i know is big poo
emelia_addae2000@yahoo.com says:
but mt love try and help me
s****and_y*****@hotmail.co.uk says:
U want me to help you with the poo.
emelia_addae2000@yahoo.com says:
yes my love
s****and_y*****@hotmail.co.uk says:
is it pretty stinky your poo?
emelia_addae2000@yahoo.com says:
why are u saying that to me ?
emelia_addae2000@yahoo.com says:
pls i know u can help me
emelia_addae2000@yahoo.com says:
pls
s****and_y*****@hotmail.co.uk says:
with your big poo?
emelia_addae2000@yahoo.com says:
any of them pls
s****and_y*****@hotmail.co.uk says:
with any of your poos?
emelia_addae2000@yahoo.com says:
i need 150 dorrs
s****and_y*****@hotmail.co.uk says:
you want me to help u with 150 big poos?
s****and_y*****@hotmail.co.uk says:
big, stinky poos?
s****and_y*****@hotmail.co.uk says:
U like poos then?
emelia_addae2000@yahoo.com says:
love what is the maening of poos
emelia_addae2000@yahoo.com just sent you a nudge.
emelia_addae2000@yahoo.com just sent you a nudge.
emelia_addae2000@yahoo.com says:
love now u can send the 150$
s****and_y*****@hotmail.co.uk says:
Poo? you know poo....
emelia_addae2000@yahoo.com says:
pounds or euro
emelia_addae2000@yahoo.com says:
150 pounds
s****and_y*****@hotmail.co.uk says::
NO. Poo.
emelia_addae2000@yahoo.com says:
ok send it
emelia_addae2000@yahoo.com says:
will u
s****and_y*****@hotmail.co.uk says:
u want me to send to you my poo?
emelia_addae2000@yahoo.com says:
yes love
emelia_addae2000@yahoo.com says:
if u want
emelia_addae2000@yahoo.com says:
and when will u send it
s****and_y*****@hotmail.co.uk says:
My poo is all for you!!
emelia_addae2000@yahoo.com says:
luv pl z try explane the mean of poo
s****and_y*****@hotmail.co.uk says:
It's what comes out of your bottom. poo.
emelia_addae2000@yahoo.com says:
love is poo mean to deficate
emelia_addae2000@yahoo.com says:
so love u are the only one GOd has chose to me plz help me
emelia_addae2000@yahoo.com says:
ok
s****and_y*****@hotmail.co.uk says:
yes
emelia_addae2000@yahoo.com says:
i need to paid my inter net bell
emelia_addae2000@yahoo.com says:
wo they will desconet it
emelia_addae2000@yahoo.com says:
plz
emelia_addae2000@yahoo.com says:
friday
s****and_y*****@hotmail.co.uk says:
poo is to defecate...
emelia_addae2000@yahoo.com says:
is love
emelia_addae2000@yahoo.com says:
plz go to google
emelia_addae2000@yahoo.com says:
ok
emelia_addae2000@yahoo.com says:
u will find the meand
s****and_y*****@hotmail.co.uk says:
I can't send my poo by google.
s****and_y*****@hotmail.co.uk says:
it might be runny.
emelia_addae2000@yahoo.com says:
love i need the money on western union money transfer
emelia_addae2000@yahoo.com says:
on thursday
s****and_y*****@hotmail.co.uk says:
MONEY???? You want me for money?????
emelia_addae2000@yahoo.com says:
but i will go th bank on friday
emelia_addae2000@yahoo.com says:
yes
emelia_addae2000@yahoo.com says:
love
emelia_addae2000@yahoo.com says:
u know my internet bill
emelia_addae2000@yahoo.com says:
or they will desconet it
emelia_addae2000@yahoo.com says:
plz love try u best ok
s****and_y*****@hotmail.co.uk says:
Oh, i thought u were interested in my poo. U lied. I thought u loved my poo. all brown and runny.
s****and_y*****@hotmail.co.uk says:
Love me. love my poo.
emelia_addae2000@yahoo.com says:
love plz if u send frist i will
emelia_addae2000@yahoo.com says:
love the poo
emelia_addae2000@yahoo.com says:
love if u love me will not give poo to u lover
s****and_y*****@hotmail.co.uk says:
will u eat my poo?
emelia_addae2000@yahoo.com says:
no love
emelia_addae2000@yahoo.com says:
i see plz send it
emelia_addae2000@yahoo.com says:
frist
emelia_addae2000@yahoo.com says:
love my time ids up see tomoro ok
emelia_addae2000@yahoo.com says:
try and send it
s****and_y*****@hotmail.co.uk says:
ok. i will send poo tomorrow!! Bye.
emelia_addae2000@yahoo.com says:
the money my mail me
s****and_y*****@hotmail.co.uk says:
bye
s****and_y*****@hotmail.co.uk says:
bye love
emelia_addae2000@yahoo.com says:
have a good day
s****and_y*****@hotmail.co.uk says:
have a good poo.
s****and_y*****@hotmail.co.uk says:
Bye
emelia_addae2000@yahoo.com says:
(L)(L)(L)
Yes, I took the pee (or poo) slightly... but come on!!! How can you ask a complete stranger for money??? WTF??? Anyhoo... for anyone out there? Feel free to send poo to Miss Emelia... it might help her internet reconnection!!!
Never Yours,
Malcolm Vex (The Vexorcist)
Thursday, 18 June 2009
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