Kanye Shows The World That He Is Still The Biggest Douchebag In The Music World

Kanye has taken douchebaggery to a whole new level! You deserve an award for that!

Not Pictured: The Wooden Ambulance

Its Official, Perez Hilton is an attention seeking douchebag.

This morning I logged into Twitter to check my messages and what not. To my suprise I see my home screen filled with Tweets by Perez Hilton.
Usually I ignore his bullshit tweets but this caught my eye as he claimed that he was written off by none other than Will.I.AM.

So far it seem like this story has been fabricated by Perez which I think is a damn shame, I really wish someone one really boxed that fucker in!

Here's what I gleaned off Twitter:


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Is there a gay bar that we can go to with GaGa now that like has a balcony or some place to have fun but be safe?about 5 hours ago from Sidekick
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I'm in shock. I need the police ASAP. Please come to the SoHo Metropolitan Hotel now. Please.about 2 hours ago from Sidekick

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I was assaulted by Will.I.Am of the Black Eyed Peas and his security guards. I am bleeding. Please, I need to file a police report. No joke.about 2 hours ago from Sidekick

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Still waiting for the police. The bleeding has stopped. I need to document this. Please, can the police come to the SoHo Met Hotel.about 2 hours ago from Sidekick

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I spoke to my lawyer. I really need to talk to the authorities. Please come to the SoHo Met Hotel. Have called the police. Need them here.about 2 hours ago from Sidekick

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The Toronto police are here now. Thank you. Please stop calling them.about 2 hours ago from Sidekick

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Thank u all from the bottom of my heart for ur concern. The police are investigating the assault now. I did the right thing by reporting it.23 minutes ago from web

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I won't be talking about this any further. It is in the hands of the authorities.22 minutes ago from web


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I am NOT going to let this affect my work. And today will be a day like any other on the website.20 minutes ago from web



Retort from Will.I.AM's TWITTER



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i just made a twitter account because it isnt cool for someone to blame you and blast you with lies...about 1 hour ago from web

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@officialTila this is dude is crazy...he will go to any length to get press... wow...!!!!about 1 hour ago from web in reply to officialTila

# @officialTila heres what really happened... http://dipdive.com/member/i...about 1 hour ago from web in reply to officialTila

This Is What Happens When Derkheads Get In A Room To Generate Ideas

Love the way he played up a racial stereotype! Bet he sold a shit load of cars to black folk after that... NOT!

If you have ever felt like a fucktard, take a look at this and feel brighter than Richard Hammond's teeth.

(On September 17, 1994, Alabama’s Heather Whitestone was selected as Miss America 1995.)

Question: If you could live forever, would you and why?
Answer: ‘I would not live forever, because we should not live forever, because if we were supposed to live forever, then we would live forever, but we cannot live forever, which is why I would not live forever,’
– Miss Alabama in the 1994 Miss USA contest .
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‘Whenever I watch TV and see those poor starving kids all over the world, I can’t help but cry. I mean I’d love to be skinny like that, but not with all those flies and death and stuff.’
–Mariah Carey
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‘Smoking kills. If you’re killed, you’ve lost a very important part of your life.’
– Brooke Shields, during an interview to become spokesperson for federal anti-smoking campaign.
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‘I’ve never had major knee surgery on any other part of my body.’
– Winston Bennett, University of Kentucky basketball forward.
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‘Outside of the killings, Washington has one of the lowest crime rates in the country.’
–Mayor Marion Barry, Washington , DC

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‘That lowdown scoundrel deserves to be kicked to death by a jackass, and I’m just the one to do it.’
–A congressional candidate in Texas
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‘Half this game is ninety percent mental.’
–Philadelphia Phillies manager, Danny Ozark
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‘It isn’t pollution that’s harming the environment. It’s the impurities in our air and water that are doing it.’
–Al Gore, Vice President
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‘I love California. I practically grew up in Phoenix ‘
– Dan Quayle while campaigning

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‘We’ve got to pause and ask ourselves: How much clean air do we need ?’
–Lee Iacocca
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‘The word ‘genius’ isn’t applicable in football. A genius is a guy like Norman Einstein.’
–Joe Theisman, NFL football quarterback & sports analyst.
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‘We don’t necessarily discriminate. We simply exclude certain types of people.’
– Colonel Gerald Wellman, ROTC Instrutor .
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‘Your food stamps will be stopped effective March 1992 because we received notice that you passed away. May God bless you. You may reapply if there is a change in your circumstances.’
–Department of Social Services, Greenville, South Carolina
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‘Traditionally, most of Australia ’s imports come from overseas.’
–Keppel Enderbery

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‘If somebody has a bad heart, they can plug this jack in at night as they go to bed and it will monitor their heart throughout the night. And the next morning, when they wake up dead, there’ll be a record.’
–Mark S. Fowler, FCC Chairman

Props to Will for showing me about this!

Drunken man impaled by 12-inch spiked fence up his ass! WTF

Rescue authorities say a drunk South African man impaled himself through the butt on a nearly 12-inch spiked security fence after he allegedly tried to break into a museum.

Siyana Pasiwe, 32, was pinned to the fence for two hours before rescuers were able to remove him from the spike using an axle grinder, according to reports.
He claims that he wasn’t breaking into the museum, but that he was trying to find a short cut home after a booze fuelled night.

“I woke up and decided to continue walking home, but when I saw a tree I thought I would be able to jump to the other side”.

Pasiwe was hospitalized for intestinal and rectal injuries, but claims he didn’t suffer any pain during the incident because of the amount of alcohol he consumed.


I find this funny because he's stupid! Its great to laugh at stupidity, especially on this scale!