ITIS in a CAN. Sometimes the drugs are not strong enough

Now I have seen it all!
This is the new 'Anti Red Bull' called drank.
It supposed to quench your thirst whilst mysteriously relaxing you.
I call shenanigans! A splif would have the same effect and you most probably know what the fuck is in that joint.
The manufactures slogan " Slow Your Roll", not hard to tell who the target market is.
Anyways as I'm ignorant, I will order a case and report back on this so called ITIS in a can.

http://www.drankbeverage.com/